Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Things i wish i could write into press releases.

"Robot<3Kitty is gearing up hard core, time to rock out in the big league.. bitches."

and a recent placeholder in an interview:
"Can you introduce yourself to our readers?"
"Helloooo Ladies, this interview is now DIAMONDS."

If i ran the world, this is how things would be done.

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